FEBRUARY 3, 2012 THE ROULETTE TIMETABLE Mahler yelps about his kidnapping. Mike and Nathan bark about Afghanistan, Israel, Iran, burqas, drones, the world's first atomic X-ray laser, Mexico’s drought, China’s cadmium spill, prejudice, the abortion debate, layoffs at American Airlines, LA’s condom law, and the year of the Bible.
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JANUARY 27, 2012 DRAW YOUR CURTAINS Nathan apologizes for his ignorance regarding Baltasar Garzón. Mike joins in and the discussion moves to the State of the Union address, the Philippines, Timothy Geithner, the Supreme Court’s ruling on GPS trackers, making methamphetamine, the Haditha killings, Megaupload, ACTA, turning seaweed into energy, Barbie dolls, and black holes.
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JANUARY 20, 2012 NATHAN HAS A HORSEFLY UP HIS ASS Mike and Nathan discuss SOPA, Guantanamo Bay, Standard & Poor, the Keystone tar sands pipeline, Mitt, Newt, Rick, the "Dirty Thirty" and the glazed-doughnut hamburger.
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JANUARY 13, 2012 EGREGIOUS URINATION Mahler has been chasing cars again. Mike and Nathan discuss Afghanistan, Mexico’s drug war, hacktivists, the jet stream, Mitt Romney, drones inside the United States, indecency, toxic chemicals, and the class war.
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JANUARY 6, 2012 THE SCRATCH AND SNIFF REPUBLICAN PRIMARIES A scandal forces Mahler out of the Presidential Primaries. Meanwhile, Mike and Nathan discuss the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, indefinite detention, corporate personhood, China’s culture war, and jihadi ringtones. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
DECEMBER 30, 2011 CONGRESS' FORMER TOP EXPERT Mahler is suffering from post-Christmas stress disorder. Mike and Nathan are suffering from Moqtada al-Sadr, tar sands, Turkish airstrikes, North Korean nuclear warheads, Saudi Arabian fighter jets, silicone breast implants, and the financial gap. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
DECEMBER 23, 2011 MUST BE THE CHEMICALS Mike and Nathan get into the eggnog with Kim Jong- Il, the God Particle, Iran's nuclear potential, death penalty drugs, a new improved deadly strain of bird flu, Iraq’s unraveling, Bradley Manning, and the payroll tax cut Republican meltdown. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
DECEMBER 16, 2011 TRENDING BADLY Mahler has been eating a lot of butter. Mike and Nathan discuss Abdul Qadeer Khan, Pakistan, polar bear cannibalism, Manuel Noriega, Russian rallies, SB 1070, Lowe's and cell phone panic buttons. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
DECEMBER 9, 2011 A DRONE FOR CHRISTMAS Mahler is getting a drone for Christmas. Mike and Nathan discuss Egypt, Japanese whaling, undercover American narcotics officers, Oscar Wilde, throwing feces, Herman Cain, the Muppets, and the world's first college of applied sexuality. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
DECEMBER 2, 2011 SHERIFF OF THE YEAR Mahler hates Rev. Terry Jones. Mike and Nathan hash over Occupy LA, New York fracking, imprisoning Al Qaeda, US bank profits during the recession, and the unusual occurrence of being incarcerated in a jail named after you. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
NOVEMBER 25, 2011 WHY DO THEY HATE US? Mahler is depressed about his upcoming weight gain. Mike and Nathan talk about Black Friday, the FBI-pepper spray connection, Russia’s European missile threat, Guantánamo (the most expensive prison on earth), the Supercommittee, LA's Sixth Street Bridge, the George HW Bush toilet problem, Thanksgiving pie preferences and pizza. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
NOVEMBER 11, 2011 THE RIGHTS OF WHALES Mahler experiences a shift in consciousness. Mike and Nathan talk Herman Cain, Rick Perry, Sandusky Blitz ice cream, election day, Iran’s nuclear warhead, Pentagon cuts, Iceland's banks, credit unions, George Papandreou, nicotine, and a whale’s 13th Amendment rights CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
OCTOBER 28, 2011 SODA POP Mahler is acting violent. Mike and Nathan discuss soft drinks, extra-large portions of food, the Freedom of Information Act, the US’s triple-A credit rating, Bank of America, Secret Drone Bases and the Commission on Wartime Contracting. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
OCTOBER 21, 2011 TAKE THAT TEXAS Mahler reacts to Irvine’s ban of pet sales and rodeos. Mike and Nathan discuss the Buffett Rule, the Lord's Resistance Army, antidepressants, critical thinking, radar technology, and assorted bits. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
OCTOBER 14, 2011 I'VE GOT A BIG BOMB IN MY PANTS Mike and Nathan discuss the upcoming intense solar flare, Occupy Wall Street protests, Anna Rexia, marijuana dispensaries, Herman Cain’s “999″ tax policy, the Katla volcano, the latest trade pacts, corruption at the Wall Street Journal, the plot to assassinate Saudi Arabia's ambassador, oil leaks, and Jerry Brown. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
OCTOBER 7, 2011 TAKEN FOR A RIDE Mike and Nathan discuss radioactive contamination, CIA drones, Occupy Wall Street, the Keystone Pipeline lobby, Tea Party fundraising, Rick Perry, the new Arctic ozone hole, robocalls, net neutrality, aid to Palestin, and happy Twitters. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
SEPTEMBER 30, 2011 JUST HOW BIG IS AUSTRALIA ANYWAY? Mahler is a big fan of Sly Stone. Mike and Nathan consider Mahmoud Abbas, Troy Davis, Wall Street, Neutrinos, bank fees, Chinese rat poison, panda breeders, hand grenades for children, and bottlenose dolphins. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
SEPTEMBER 23, 2011 THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF HAIR STYLES Government shutdowns, deficit-reductions, nuclear withdrawal, bacterial infections SpongeBob SquarePants, love triangles, the world's largest sperm bank, indeterminate gender, testosterone levels, overinflated beliefs, and prescription drug abuse keep Nathan and Mike on their toes. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
SEPTEMBER 16, 2011 WE WILL NEVER FORGET THE INVASION OF IRAQ Mike and Nathan reveal that America is the coolest, a pipeline exploded in Nairobi, a man slaughtered a cow in his driveway, a severely drunk Swedish moose got tangled in a tree, Google used more electricity than Salt Lake City, the Authors Guild and writers from Australia, Britain and Canada filed a copyright infringement suit against the University of California, and Bank of America is downsizing. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
SEPTEMBER 9, 2011 JOBS THAT CREATE JOBS Mahler is hot. AARP is not. Nathan and Mike avoid the obvious and discuss out-of-control Texas wildfires, jobs, more WikiLeaks, jobs, the middle-class, jobs, a massive ‘sandpit’ in Las Vegas, jobs, suing the banks, jobs, the famine in Somalia, jobs, Iran's first nuclear-power plant, jobs, salt in South Florida’s drinking wells and jobs. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
SEPTEMBER 2, 2011 WE ARE MOVING TOWARD PEACE Mahler makes a kitty friend. Nathan and Mike talk rendition flights, private contractors, the Bird flu, Gadhafi, Kyrgyzstan's Manas air base, Gibson guitars, Guatemala’s syphilis experiments, Frank McCourt’s Chinese bank deal and buying Iceland. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
AUGUST 26, 2011 IS MAHLER PICK-UP P WAVES? Nathan and Mike discuss the National Zoo, the first hot meals, Muammar Qaddafi, Rick Perry, Ecstasy as a blood cancer treatment, a brain-eating amoeba, Steve Jobs, Lou Gehrig's disease, and the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
AUGUST 19, 2011 RICK PERRY'S ENRON Mahler gets hydrated. Meanwhile, it’s hot and dry in Houston, Rick Perry poses a potential cyber-security risk, Sesame Street denies that Bert and Ernie were a couple, and a mysterious orange-colored substance has washed up on the shores of a remote village in northwest Alaska. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
AUGUST 12, 2011 THE WALL STREET CASINO Mahler cancels his plans for the 2012 Olympics. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
AUGUST 5, 2011 MAHLER JUMPS OFF THE ROOF Nathan and Mike hash over the stock market, libertarians, and Chuck E. Cheese. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
JULY 29, 2011 KNOW YOUR PRIORITIES Nathan and Mike weigh things differently. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
JULY 22, 2011 NOTHING IS SUSPECTED Mike is a beta baboon. Nathan is against South California. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
JULY 15, 2011 ROGER CLEMENS & THE US DEBT Nathan brushes Mahler’s teeth. Mike considers Carmegeddon. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
JULY 8, 2011 RUPERT MURDOCH & GIANT SPY BLIMPS Can you touch the spirit of a Tibetan singing bowl and own an iPhone, too? CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
JULY 1, 2011 META WORLD PEACE & GATEWAY DRUGS Mahler bites Frank McCourt. Barney Frank’s Marijuana Law is toast. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
JUNE 24, 2011 LOOK AT WHAT DIDN'T HAPPEN The boys reflect on Fukushima, the Three Gorges Dam, and transgender goats. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
JUNE 17, 2011 THE EDGE WANTS TO SEE THE OCEAN The boys think think that Jerry Brown did the right thing. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
JUNE 10, 2011 WEINERGATE SAUCE Mike enjoys a good oil and vinergar dressing. Nathan has a melt through. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
JUNE 3, 2011 FRACKING WITH THE FRACKERS Mike wants a poodle. Nathan sees a UFO. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
MAY 27, 2011 CLOSET SPACE WITH NO TOILET Mike is wary fo private prisons. Nathan wants a border interview process. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
MAY 20, 2011 SEX SCANDALS VS THE NEWS Mike and Nathan Discuss Putting a Penis Where it Doesn't Belong. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
MAY 13, 2011 DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A POLL? Mike does oxycontin. Nathan plays the role. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
MAY 6, 2011 IT COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER Mahler thinks Bin Laden is a concept by which we measure our patriotism. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
APRIL 23 - 29, 2011 IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE Nathan is proud of himself. Mike pitches for Donald Trump. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
APRIL 16 - 22, 2011 GOOD DRONES & BAD DRONES Mike likes the Law of Mother Earth. Nathan has a large anterior cingulate cortice. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
APRIL 9 - 15, 2011 UNINTENDED FACTS & GAY CAVEMEN Mike is concerned about the "island of debris." Nathan is not a caveman. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
APRIL 1 - 8, 2011 THE BUDGET DEADLOCK Mike asks Nathan about the budget. Then all hell breaks loose. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
MARCH 19 - 25, 2011 DECLARING WAR: PRESIDENTIAL STYLE Mike wants drug cartel money. Nathan doesn't want an x-ray. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
MARCH 12 - 18, 2011 IT'S NOT A DAY TO HAVE A PICNIC Mike and Nathan talk radioactively. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
MARCH 5 - 11, 2011 THE NO FLY ZONE Mike and Nathan redefine mass destruction. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
FEBRUARY 19 - 25, 2011 KADAFI & HUMMINGBIRDS Mike is human. Nathan feels betrayed. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
FEBRUARY 12 - 18, 2011 THE MID WEST & THE MID EAST Nathan thinks the Grammys got it right. Mike, as usual, is worried. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
FEBRUARY 4 - 11, 2011 BUSH STAYS HOME. MUBARAK FAKES IT. Nathan steps in it. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
JANAURY 23 - FEBRUARY 4, 2011 WATCHING EGYPT, WATCHING NASCAR Mike is concerned about Queensland. Nathan is concerned about Malawi. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
JANAURY 22 - 28, 2011 THE STATE OF THE UNION & TOILETS Mike is worried about the economy. Nathan gets bitten. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
JANAURY 15 - 21, 2011 BABY DOC & CHINESE DICTATORS Mike and Nathan agree to disagree. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
JANAURY 7 - 14, 2011 BLUE DOGS & PRISON TIME Mike wants the cheese. Nathan has no expectations. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
JANAURY 1 - 7, 2011 JERRY BROWN & MOHAMMED Mike's foot hurts. Nathan wants to be insured. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
DECEMBER 18 - 24, 2010 THE LATEST WALL STREET SCANDAL Jesus gets pissed. Kissinger isn't concerned. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
DECEMBER 18 - 24, 2010 LEE HARVEY OSWALD'S COFFIN & THE START TREATY Mike wants a Ruby Twist. Nathan wants a sedative. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
DECEMBER 11 - 17, 2010 RICH FOLK TAX BREAK Fox has amazing blonds. Mahler has teeth. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
DECEMBER 4 - 10, 2010 BIT TORRENTS & THE CONDOM CONTRACT Nathan doesn't want to move to Sweden. Mike wants a non-partisan election. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
November 27 - DECEMBER 3, 2010 ARSENIC LIFE & WIKILEAK DUMPS Mike wants you to vote. Nathan wants you to read William Gibson. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
November 20 - 26, 2010 NORTH KOREA IS TWITCHING Mike wonders why the conflict in Korea isn't big news. Nathan wants to know what sound a drone makes. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
November 13 - 19, 2010 GENERAL MOTORS & AIRPORT SECURITY MIke wants a Volt. Nathan wants a pat down. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
November 6 - 12, 2010 THE ECONOMY & HAPPY MEALS Nathan takes responsibilty for the California rocket trail. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
October 30 - November 5, 2010 POST ELECTION RECAP Mahler is aggitated about the results. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
AN AUDIO DIARY ABOUT INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT THINGS
THE EPISODES
October 29, 2010 HALLOWEEN Nathan is going as a poodle. Mike is going as Daniel Ortega. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
October 22, 2010 ELECTIONS Mike wants democracy. Nathan wants a test for voters. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
October 1, 2010 TELEVISION Mike watches too much TV. Nathan is impressed. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
September 24, 2010 IMAGINATION Mike has no leisure time. Nathan gets a plug. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
September 10, 2010 CONSPIRACY THEORIES Nathan thinks that Mahler and Mike are conspiring against him. Mike points to the grassy knoll. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
September 3, 2010 LABOR Nathan has mixed feeling about labor unions. Mike has mixed feelings about work. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
August 27, 2010 CELEBRITY Mike and Nathan achieve 15 minutes of fame. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
August 13, 2010 THE NEWS Mike is Walter Cronkite. Nathan is fed up with the news. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
August 6, 2010 CORRUPTION Nathan is corrupt. Mike is not so sure about his corruptibility. Mahler east almond butter. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
July 30, 2010 THERAPY Mike lives a therapy-free life. Nathan is a shock absorber. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
July 23, 2010 IMMIGRATION Mike makes a request for rationality. Nathan uses the word "illegal." CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
July 16, 2010 FACTS Nathan and Mike try to get their facts straight. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
July 9, 2010 SPORTS Sports is like fashion. The difference between a feathered boa and a reverse layup is moot. Both involve deception and flair. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
July 2, 2010 TIME Nathan thinks time moves slowly. Mike thinks the light at the end of the tunnel is a train. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
June 25, 2010 POLICE Nathan gets a ticket. Mike deserves one. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
April 16, 2010 HALLUCINOGENS Hallucinogens and their benefits somehow becomes the topic of conversation. Mike wants clarity. Nathan warns us about Pont Saint Esprit. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
April 9, 2010 ARMAGEDDON The world is going to end. Mike wants an African drug. Nathan wants a glass of water. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
April 3, 2010
ADDICTION The show has moved to Fridays. Nathan is addicted to coffee. Mike has bad habits. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
March 23, 2010 HUBRIS Hubris in ancient Greece was considered the greatest of all sins. "A terrible pride that caused harm to others... egotistical acts of vanity and exhibitions of immorality, arrogance and lack of humility." Nathan reminds Mike that he supported the new American King of Hubris, John Edwards. Mike reminds Nathan that he supported Bill Clinton. The hubris discussion suddenly focuses on George Bush. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
March 16, 2010 TRAVEL Nathan thinks travel narrows the mind. Mike disagrees. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
March 9, 2010 THE BIG BOX Nathan deals with a sack of onions and the conversion quickly turns to big box stores. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
