THE EDITIONS

AUGUST 22, 2014
TOO MATURE AND BORING
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about streamers, lizard tail regeneration, Carbon tetrachloride, the Gaza Strip, Ebola, the Islamic State, Indian drones, Ferguson, Kajieme Powell, Eric Garner, Paul Singer, Rick Perry, and GMOS.

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AUGUST 15, 2014
MAHLER'S LUCID DREAM
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about gas emissions, lucid dreaming, Gaza, Nouri al-Maliki, MonsterMind, Recorded Future, the Grand Prismatic Spring, Ferguson, Russian cybertheft, drought earthquakes, and a controversial ninth-grade health textbook.
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AUGUST 8, 2014
WE TORTURED SOME FOLKS
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about happiness, dead generals, Sunni militants, Ebola, dead bodies in Ikea bags, North Waziristan, algal blooms, baby oysters, the Grand Canyon, and the condom law.
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AUGUST 1, 2014
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about dinosaur feathers, Gaza tunnels, vulture funds, lost weapons, the Saudi Ministry of Interior, Hollywood drones, "Happy Birthday to You," the highest paid CEOs, fast food workers, and the direct oral-suction circumcision technique.
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JULY 25, 2014
SKIING ON MAYFLIES
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about jealousy, the Gaza Strip, Nigeria, Syria, Ukraine, Call of Duty: Black Ops II, Jennifer Lopez’s water mite, the national terrorist watchlist, drone rulings, the Affordable Care Act, the drought, and Mayflies.
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JULY 18, 2014
MANIPULATION OF COCKS
Nathan, Mike, amnd Mahler talk about neonicotinoids, CKDu, the earth's magnetic field, BRICS bank, Qatar, Concrete Donkey, Net Neutrality, smallpox, Six Californias, and the manipulation of cocks.
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JULY 11, 2014
NICE PEOPLE
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about birds, antioxidants, the Gaza Strip, Afghanistan, nice people, Jokowi, Caliph Ibrahim, the Mall of the World, Putin-Huilo, spy stuff, Martha Stewart's drone, immigration, Mars, and Lawrence, Indiana's 48,000-pound six-wheeled, mine-resistant ambush-protected investment.
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JULY 4, 2014
MAHLER'S FIREWORKS BLUNDER
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about corneal tissue, Israeli teenage settlers, the Islamic State in Iraq, janjaweed, snake and bee attacks, Cullinan, Facebook, Hobby Lobby, the No Fly List, migrant children, Blackwater, the Highway Trust Fund, Target, GM, and the cannibal cop.
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JUNE 27, 2014
A SWEET DEAL
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about metaphors, fungus, neonicotinoids, ISIS, coal, cellphones, Aereo, Risky Business, and drones in the campus library.
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JUNE 20, 2014
THE 1930 NEW YORK JEWS
Nathan, Mahler, and Mike talk about executive function, stress, ISIS, Fukushima, a dangerous superbug, Canada's Northern Gateway Fracked-up Pipeline, Devil Eyes bin Laden, the Skunk riot-control drone, the Washington R-word, and GM recalls.
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JUNE 13, 2014
@CIA
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about headaches in Iraq, the Arab winter, Boko Haram, NATO exercises, the World Cup, MagnetoSperm, @CIA, drones in Pakistan, Eric Cantor, Bowe Bergdahl, student loans, the Department of Veterans Affairs, NRA Victimhood, Slender Man, tenure, and LGBT conversion.
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JUNE 6, 2014
MODIFIED PIGS
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about hugging trees, modified pigs, the Great Irish Famine, CO2 caps, Johnny Cash, Snowden in Brazil, Bowe Bergdahl, homegrown terrorists, Citigroup, sex reassignment surgery, the minimum wage, and hurricanes with women’s names.
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MAY 30, 2014
CYNICAL DISTRUST
Nathan, Mike and Mahler talk about regenerating tissue, time running out, Egypt, a candy tycoon, Russian shale oil, Euroskepticism, a Russian circus crocodile, BlackShades, Sabu, core interests, death row guidelines, videotaping all gun sales, 9/11 dog vests, and Sriracha.
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MAY 23, 2014
SIBERIAN GAS
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about the Siberia to China pipeline, the Greenland Ice Sheet,Thailand, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Narendra Modi, titanosaur, The USA Freedom Act, High Assurance Cyber Military Systems GM, Mitch McConnell, AT&T, and FBI cannabis.
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MAY 16, 2014
THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about West Antarctica, Syria, Boko Haram, South Sudan, Ukraine, water cannons, war crimes, energy efficiency, Oklahoma earthquakes, death row, feeding the homeless, and Oprah Winfrey.
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MAY 9, 2014
YOU FILTHY ROTTEN TUNDRA
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about the world’s worst human right abuser, Boko Haram, Ukraine, Cuba, polio, Artificial Intelligence, DNA, Pinocchio rex, the USA FREEDOM Act, Djibouti, the death penalty, Christian prayers, the National Climate Assessment, Patton Boggs, net neutrality, and crocodile tears.
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MAY 2, 2014
MAHLER'S POP NEWS QUIZ
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about DNA, Iraq’s elections, Egyptian democracy, the Philippines, cartilage, Rob Ford, Syria, affirmative action, the EPA, capital punishment, fire forecasts, the Jills, and lap dancing.
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APRIL 25, 2014
PISSING ON THE ALAMO
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about ravens, chromosomes, the Cumbrian coast, the Congo rainforest, Boko Haram, the Fotokite, the Keystone XL pipeline, net neutrality, drug laws, affirmative action, apartheid, the American middle class, and pissing on the Alamo.
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APRIL 18, 2014
THE BELLY OF A BARENTS SEA COD
Nathan, Mike and Mahler chatter about devastating climate change, a new superbug, "state land,” "industrialized" killings, a nine-month-old murderer, vein-scanning, an orange vibrator from the belly of a Barents Sea cod, Heartbleed, Pulitzer Prizes, "Project Loon," the "Old GM," a few bad apples, Cliven Bundy, fuel from seawater, and new vaginas
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APRIL 11, 2014
THE BADGERS OF GLOUCESTERSHIRE
Mike, Nathan, and Mahler mull roadside bombs, Syrian droughts, the PA, badgers, Heartbleed, regenerating a living organ, Russian moves in Ukraine, Comcast Time Warner, the pay gap, racial profiling, mental illness prisons, and wrongful convictions.
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APRIL 4, 2014
THIS IS NOT APRIL THIRD
Nathan, Mike, and Mahler discuss modified yeast chromosomes, gene-editing, the Arctic soil, bat soup, Stephen Kim, Cuban Twitter, the USS Zumwalt, the US Supreme Court, abortion, Caterpillar, Robert Richards IV, and Tony the Tiger.
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MARCH 28, 2014
THE DRONE DENTIST
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss "brute force," the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, the Lord’s Resistance Army, al Sisi underwear, the Morsi executions, air pollution, New Caledonian crows, the 'drone dentist', B of A, GM, BP, and the NCAA.
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MARCH 21, 2014
YOU CRAZY GUY RAPPORTEUR MIKE
Mike, Nathan, and Mahler chat about cosmic inflation, Courtney Love’s Malaysian jetliner theory, Crimea, GM corn, MYSTIC, the StratoBus, Osama bin Laden's son-in-law, Toyota, General Motors, the new surgeon general, the “good soldier” defense, ag-gag laws, polyunsaturated fats, Scooby Doo, and dark chocolate.
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MARCH 14, 2014
RAW TAKE
Mike, Nathan and Mahler wonder about missing jetliners, the Ukraine, the Gaza Strip, Farabundo Martí, ringwoodite, Kim Jong Un, Turbine, overtime pay, CVS and the Moose Sex Project.
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MARCH 7, 2014
SECOND HAND CHICKEN
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss Medea Benjamin’s broken arm, Ukrain, Central African Republic, Allende, chicken wings, the robot lobby, the budget, Chevron, McCutcheon v. Federal Election Commission, Adegbile, and upskirt photographs.
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FEBRUARY 28, 2014
COMPUTER GENERATED NONSENSE
While Mike is away, Nathan and Mahler talk about the Chihuahua epidemic in Arizona, wild leopards in the city, Egypt, the Ukrain, El Chapo, Uganda’s 200 top gays, Beijing’s smog, dark chocolate, a fatwa against one-way trips to Mars, liberation theology, Russia’s underwear choices, squeezed light, Credit Suisse, pizza gift certificates, a 19th-century douche, and who said tweaa?
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FEBRUARY 21, 2014
RAW BELUGA
Mike, Nathan, and Mahler talk about Pussy Riot, North Korean Nazis, Beijing, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, homophobia, euthanasia, Beluga meat, Keystone XL, the global press, Duke Energy, Scott Walker, nuclear power, and presidential golf.
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FEBRUARY 14, 2014
BOSNIAHERZEGOVINA
Mike, Nathan, and Mahler discuss ethnic-religious cleansing, chemical weapons, Skinny Puppy, the beauty of mathematics, stroke weather, plastic shopping bag fuel, the minimum wage, the debt ceiling, the Comcast/Time Warner Cable merger, C. Ray Nagin, Freedom Industries, mammograms, and America's Most Literate Cities.
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FEBRUARY 7, 2014
COMPANION ROBOTS
Mike, Nathan, and Mahler discuss tree roots, humanistic androids, Bashar al-Assad, narcotics, El Salvador, the Holy See, the Turkish internet, Anonymous, Taranis, Keystone XL, food stamps, climate hubs, abortion, and Happy Meals.
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JANUARY 31, 2014
STEM CELLS IN YOUR KITCHEN
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss the richest 85 people in the world, Syria, Egypt, Cuba, Sappho, black holes, stem cells, the Justinian Plague, James Clapper, the SOTU, the farm bill, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, formaldehyde, a hemp flag, and the NFL’s non-profit status.
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JANUARY 24, 2014
SNORTING SMARTIES
Mike, Nathan, and Mahler discuss a violent peace conference, Okinawa’s new mayor, Yingluck’s departure, Pakistani polio workers, sharks, El Ninos, Rosetta, the Tobacco ringspot virus, the Vatican Bank, ibuprofen, the NSA, drones, Edgar Arias Tamay, Freedom Industries, Stand Your Ground, Billy Graham and nose maggots.
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JANUARY 17, 2014
FLYING FOXES
Mike, Nathan, and Mahler discuss death in Iraq, a new constitution in Egypt, Nigeria’s anti-gay law, US government drug cartel connections, the Trans-Pacific Partnership, the color of the moon, secret stuff, drones, jobless benefits, net neutrality, racial profiling, Kelly Thomas, the right to die, dead bats and olive oil.
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JANUARY 10, 2014
EDWARD SNOWDEN DAY
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss dog food, Aleppo, Fallujah, the Polar Vortex, COINTELPRO, Janet Napolitano, Reprieve, Northrop Grumman, quinones, JPMorgan Chase, Janet Yellen, Boeing, Dow Chemical, and Lee Baca.
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JANUARY 3, 2014
THE NORTH-SOUTH ALIGNMENT
Mike, Nathan , and Mahler discuss clouds, Mohamed Mursi, the Democratic Republic of Congo, chemical weapons, the National Intelligence Estimate, Russian bombings, Canadian tar sands, Rob Ford, donkey meat, spyware, jam-proof drones, jobless benefits, Benghazi, evolution, peanuts during pregnancy, cannabis, and horse carriages.
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DECEMBER 27, 2013
SPEAKING OF NEANDERTHAL GENOMES
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss ethnic Nuers, the Muslim Brotherhood, the Gaza Strip, the Caravan of Death, Pussy Riot, Alan Turing, drone cargo ships, the worst Congress ever, Secret Service misbehavior, A&E, Neanderthal genomes, and aging in mammals.
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DECEMBER 20, 2013
MAHLER'S KITTY AND POLYMER POUNDS
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss apples, Iraq, the Ukraine, snow on the Pyramids, Pussy Riot, the South Sudan, China’s lunar rover, Bachelet, self-censorship, plastic money, Chinese hackers, encryption, crude oil, quantitative easing, John C. Beale, Cardinal Burke, polygamy, drinking immunity, and fruit in the trash.
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DECEMBER 13, 2013
WORSE THAN A DOG
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss the WTO, the NSA, the TPP, PFTBL, GM, Putin, Thailand, the Central African Republic, the North Pole, the Ukraine, North Korea, schizophrenic signing, SkyJack, the Volcker Rule, antibiotics, memories, and blows to the head.
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DECEMBER 6, 2013
THE DANIEL PLAN
Mike, Nathan and Mahler talk Rick Warren, aboriginal brainwashing, Euro fines, Biden in China, Arafat polonium, Karzai, cobalt-60, anti-Dylan Croats, feral pig drones, Walmart crap, minimum wage, Martin Bashir, ALEC, anxious fish, cannabis strains, and Condomania.
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NOVEMBER 29, 2013
WILL THE KURDS HAVE THEIR WAY?
Mike , Nathan and Mahler discuss carbon dioxide emissions, nutrient loading on coral reefs, peace talks in Syria, warplanes over Chin,. Pope Francis, IKEA, PTI, HealthCare.gov, fracking, Citizens United, drinking, one-night stands, and boredom
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NOVEMBER 22, 2013
MAHLER'S FILIBUSTER
Mike, Nathan, and Mahler discuss the Cosmic Dawn, Fukushima, the Arctic 30, China, The Church of England, doorknobs, Jeremy Hammond, Bat drones, Sarah Palin, George Zimmerman, Wal-Mart and the world's very first recreational pot license.
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NOVEMBER 15, 2013
A LAKE OF CYANIDE
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss lithium batteries, ocean acidity, thermodynamic changes, West Bank settlements, Pussy Riot , The A-Team, missing drones, fracking, Boeing, sharks and starfish.
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NOVEMBER 8, 2013
F, M, or X?
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss greenhouse gases, jellyfish, Arafat, degenerate art, the West Bank, Pussy Riot, M23, election day, the TSA, SmartLight, SAC Capital, Rand Paul and smoking Cialis.
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NOVEMBER 1, 2013
HER PINK POCKET KNIFE
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss Fukushima, Syria, Palestine, SARS bats, snakes, cheating, Britney Spears, the NSA, drones in Pakistan, Healthcare, Koch pipelines, and GPS bullets.
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OCTOBER 25, 2013
MOCKING BIRDS
Mike , Nathan and Mahler discuss the Arctic 30, Libya, Australian wildfires, methamphetamine, cheese. Loud Mouth, Fukuppy, Angela Merkel, the Next Generation Identification, drone strikes, the Export Control Reform Initiative, marijuana, agribusiness, GMOs, Bank of America, bird songs, the smell of the ocean, HIV, Instagram gun sales, and the deadliest substance yet discovered.
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OCTOBER 18, 2013
THE POPE'S HARLEY
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss Iraq, biogeochemical changes triggered by human-made greenhouse gas emissions, Seventh Day Adventists, phages, Erich Priebke, the Pope’s Harley, Greenpeace, the NSA, Malala, the Matterhorn, JPMorgan Chase, Navy dismissals, Cory Booker, affirmative action, nuclear power plants, Bob Filner, and women's emotions.
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OCTOBER 11, 2013
SERVICE ANIMAL MISREPRESENTATION
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss service animals, Navy SEALs, Tripoli, Morsi, cholera, Greenpeace, ADRA2b, PSO J318.5-22, drones, the Shutdown, arsenic, the Trans-Pacific Partnership, McCutcheon v. Federal Election Commission, Janet Yellen, fusion power, and dollop of peanut butter to detect Alzheimer's disease.
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OCTOBER 4, 2013
KNOCK ON WOOD
Mike, Nathan ad Mahler discuss Iraq, Pakistan, Sudan, Greenpeace, Netanyahu, fatbergs, deadly hornet attacks, knocking on wood, TomTatoes, Marina, Hydra, the shutdown, and Moore's Law.
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SEPTEMBER 27, 2013
GIRAFFES IN SUVS
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss, Pussy Riot, the Islamist Alliance, al-Shabab, the Muslim Brotherhood, Chiquita, Angela Merkel, Silvio Berlusconi, animal print clothes, child beauty pageants, the National Giraffes in SUVsSecurity Agency, the government shutdown, the Monsanto Protection Act, light sabers, statin medicines, and Cassidy Lynn Campbell.
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SEPTEMBER 20, 2013
THE PIRATE PARTY
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss nerve gas, nuclear weapons, greenhouse gas emissions, antibiotics, odor, guns, food stamps, the minimum wage, fecal matter, Tom DeLay and the second annual World Championship Squirrel Cook Off.
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SEPTEMBER 13, 2013
GUNS FOR THE BLIND
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss acidification, Syria, genitals, drones, Snowden, recalls, Voyager 1, New York City politics and drones.
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SEPTEMBER 6, 2013
DRUNKEN ELKS DUNKIN' DONUTS
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss dog weddings in Sri Lanka, Syrian enegagements, Muslim Brotherhoods, gold miners, striking teachers, Fukushima, the Hemisphere Project, the Defi-kopter, the Houston police, Dunkin’ Donuts and Axe body spray
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AUGUST 30, 2013
THERE IS NO DOUBT
Mike, Nathan and Mahler discuss Syria, Cluster bombs, nerve gas, enriched uranium faster, migraine headaches, the hippocampus, drive-in sex boxes, LOVEINT, fire drones, nuclear power, Double Stuf Oreos and THC.
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AUGUST 23, 2013
ZOMBIE PIGEONS
Mike, Nathan, and Mahler discuss zombie pigeons, chemical weapons, Hosni Mubarak, Fukushima Daiichi, Brazilian fracking, CIA confessions, American alligators, snooping, goose drones, Chelsea Manning, Wyoming coal, Hastings’ detox, the Keystone XL pipeline, Lyme disease and Louisiana Republicans.
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AUGUST 16, 2013
HERRICK OLDER
Mike, Nathan, and Mahler discuss Egypt, PEMCO, Palestine, five-sigma events, Private Bradley Manning’s apology, mosquito control drones, same-sex military families, voting rights, stop-and-frisk tactics, Tyson Foods, Eric Holder, transgender students, JPMorgan Chase, and Jesse Jackson Jr.
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AUGUST 9, 2013
THE BIG LEAKER
Mike, Nathan, and Mahler discuss Monarch Butteries, eggs hatched without incubators, Uganda, Guantánamo, Fukushima, the length of a human pregnancy, a croissant fatwa, the NSA, the DEA, selling newspapers, and TGI Fridays.
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AUGUST 2, 2013
THE WORST BLACK PRESIDENT IN HISTORY
Nathan, Mike and Mahler discuss feral cats, bombings in Iraq, West Bank settlements, the Pope, selfishness, the Cambrian radiation, false memories, Bradley Manning, Edward Snowden, XKeyscore, JPMorgan, student loan rates, Pegatron, fast food strikes, and the plague.
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JULY 26, 2013
CARLOS DANGER'S TERRORIST BAGGAGE
Mike, Nathan, and Mahler discuss the North Pole, Abu Ghraib, Venezuela, Afghanistan, gas in Iraq, the Pope’s tweets, the power of urine, Snowden, Manning, drones in Pakistan, ag-gag laws, Khuzami, student loans, Detroit’s bankruptcy, Weiner, Filner, and Crimes Against Nature.
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JULY 19, 2013
THE DRONE HUNTING LICENSE
Mike, Nathan, and Mahler discuss contaminated food, Israeli institutions, coal-fired power plants, what to do with Morsi, Miguel Ángel Treviño, planetary snow lines, the British Lawnmower Racing Association, indefinite detention, George Zimmerman, Janet Napolitano, vacuum cleaner designs and the Boston Strangler.
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JULY 12, 2013
THE LAW OF MOTHER EARTH
Mike and Nathan discuss one of the holy grails of modern evolutionary biology, the Law of Mother Earth, the Pine Island glacier, aid to Egypt, radio bursts, extremism as a mental illness, secret stuff, James Comey, Bradley Manning, sterilization, Rick Perry and male hawk moth genitals.
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PLANT DIVISION / SUICIDE SUBDIVISIONS
Mike, Nathan and Mahler the dog discuss exercise, Morsi, Syria, plants doing math, Edward Snowden, the healthcare law postponement, suicide subdivisions, Tribune TV, student loans, bees, horse meat, Michael Hastings, chalk vandalism, egg rolls, and, of course, drones.
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JUNE 28, 2013
COW COMFORT ISSUES
Mike and Nathan discuss Musharraf, Dua’s Layer, blowing bubbles, optical vortices, cognitive closure, Dolce and Gabbana, Supreme Court decisions, Obama’s climate plans, the immigration reform bill, transgender rights, Edward Snowden, Wendy Davis, car computers, and, of course, drones.
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JUNE 21, 2013
"TANG SUCKS"
Mike and Nathan talk the Taliban, Mogadishu, Brazil, Taksim Square, Rouhani, CO2, Apple's iOS, Clapper, US wages, the House farm bill, Bank of America, Michael Hastings and Tang.
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JUNE 14, 2013
SUSHI CRASH
Nathan and Mike discuss carbon dioxide emissions, the US and China, the melting undersides of Antarctic ice shelves, the Nicaraguan Canal, the River Danube, stressed sperm, smelly cancer, the NSA, Guantánamo, the cybersecurity budget, Monsanto, and San Onofre.
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JUNE 7, 2013
REVENGE OF THE ROBO-RAVENS
Mike and Nathan talk biological clocks, global arms trade, Iraq’s oil, Monsanto, the world's oldest known fossil primate skeleton, post-traumatic stress disorder in mice, high IQ, Susan Rice, PRISM, sexual assault in the armed forces, drought and cannabis.
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MAY 31, 2013
ELEVATORS TO EVEREST
Mike and Nathan discuss Syria, FARC, Facebook, cadmium rice, Monsanto, Liberty Reserve, Tailored Access Operations, Wal-Mart, Michele Bachmann and the blue-balled lesula monkey.
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MAY 24, 2013
KAFKA WAS WRONG
Mike and Nathan discuss rats, bees, frogs, brothels, crack, drones, Apple, poverty, Syria, Venezuela, Chicago, IQs, New Jersey, Oklahoma, Ríos Montt, Mayan temples, Fox News, abortion, and cocaine limnology.
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MAY 17, 2013
THE WASP'S NEST
Mahler is wearing an aluminum pyramid on his head. Mike and Nathan discuss a grim climate milestone, a former cricket star-turned-politician, a meeting with Cameron, a two-month trial, a safety review, a wasp's nest, a controversial vetting process, a seizing of records, a unanimous ruling, a Wall Street pushback, a profit of $50.6 billion, and a gerbil pageant.
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MAY 10, 2013
THE SQUIRREL BEAUTY PAGEANT
Mike and Nathan discuss the Arctic, Syria, Guantánamo Bay, Existential Risk Prevention, cannabis, nicotine, government surveillance, the 2010 Dodd-Frank bill, carbon dioxide emissions, the suicide rate, sexual assault, Jeffrey Skilling, Mark Sanford, guns, and Día de Los Muertos.
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MAY 3, 2013
COURT MARTIAL OR GRAND MARSHALL?
Mike and Nathan talk Pussy Riot, North Korean prisoners, solving hunger, Al Jazeera, Karsi bucks, Iceland, USAID, the ag-gag law, Bradley Manning as grand marshal, Crickett rifles, the FCC, Plan B One Step, Jamestown, Sulfoxaflor, Mark Ciavarella, women and climate Change, and Jason Collins.
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APRIL 26, 2013
THE ARCTIC AMBASSADOR
Mike and Nathan talk anteater meat, chemical weapons, earthquakes, Ríos Montt, Musharraf, the Syrian Electronic Army, life on earth, being too handsome, nuclear bombs, CISPA, Keystone XL, and the Arctic ambassadorship.
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APRIL 19, 2013
DEEP THOUGHTS AND BIG BUCKS
Mike and Nathan move their mouths regarding escalating climate change, bombs, virus eating computer chips, Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead, Maduro, TorrentFreak, insider trading by members of Congress, patented genes, ricin-laced letters, and background checks.
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APRIL 12, 2013
MANATEE GRAY
Mahler is plays Stand Down Margaret. Mike and Nathan talk about brain games, North Korea, Anonymous, the bird flu virus, self-medication, immigration, Bradley Manning, ExxonMobil, the U.S. Postal Service, Plan B One-Step, the Boy Scouts of America, wind power, miniskirts in Uganda, and kimonos at Target.
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APRIL 5, 2013
FATTY KIM
Mike and Nathan talk coffee, North Korea, population, honeybees, radon, ogooglebar, ReDigi, Libor, stingray, gun-control, Stockton, California, and duck-penis plasticity.
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MARCH 29, 2013
HALF POLLUTED
Mike and Nathan discuss warming oceans, changing wines, BRICS banking, simmering nuclear war, money-laundering oligarchs, an evil genius, flapjacks, polluted rivers, outdated aircraft carriers, airport control towers, the Monsanto Protection Act, frozen meatballs, and game changing condoms.
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MARCH 22, 2013
ATTACK OF THE ROBOBEES
Mike and Nathan discuss Obama in Israel, genocide in Guatemala, elections in Venezuela, drones in North Korea, Guns in Mexico, drones in Pennsylvania, Keystone XL, Freddie Mac, Weev, Steubenville, the Earth's mantle, overfishing and Immoral Productions.
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MARCH 15, 2013
#MEEOOOOW
Mike and Nathan discuss dead pigs, Venezuela, North Korea, the Taliban, Francis, panspermia, schaudenfreude, monkey brains, TB at the border, household guns, overseas tax havens, the budget, firearms in class, earthquake alarms, and dirty hippies.
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MARCH 8, 2013
MIKE'S FAVORITE INSECT: BEE
Mahler is using Google Glass. Mike and Nathan, unfazed, discuss animals sniffing, honeybees on caffeine, Hugo Chávez, “open source” jihadis, pessimistic German seniors, Dennis Rodman, the golden age for corporate profits, Bradley Manning, Eric Holder, curing infant HIV, Keystone XL, Obama’s WalMart appointee, and, of course, drones.
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MARCH 1, 2013
MAHLER AND NATHAN SHARE A BRAIN
Mike and Nathan talk about rats, Arafat Jaradat, the Democratic Republic of Congo, U.S. special operations forces, junk food, hacking, cholera, domestic surveillance, Justice Douchebag Scalia, immigration, Blackwater, Monsanto University and barbecue-related activities.
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FEBRUARY 22, 2013
BAD CHEESE AND INSECT POLLINATORS
Mike and Nathan discuss Mexico’s disappearances, Syria’s civil war, Russian warships, Icelandic pornography, Chinese cyberattacks, flowers' neon, Obama’s fracking, BP’s challenge, Monsanto’s patents, Virginia’s voter IDs, Georgis’s execution, Colorado’s gun-control, Washington’s radioactive leak, New York’s gun liability insurance, dyslexia, naming rights and Chubby Checker.
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FEBRUARY 15, 2013
HOLYCRAP.COM
Mike and Nathan talk Monsanto, water, free-trade, Afghanistan, China, Guantánamo Bay, Pope Joey Ratz, bin Laden Park, a disposable penis, Jack Lew, Arizona, Trader Joe’s, and Chick-fil-A revenge.
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FEBRUARY 8, 2013
IMMINENT THREATS
Mahler is looking for flying monkeys. Mike and Nathan parse and fuss about Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, CIA agents, British tolerance, The Royal Bank of Scotland, extraordinary rendition, Standard & Poor, CIA torture, solitary confinement, the U.S. post office, the Boy Scouts, and Taco Bell Doritos.
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FEBRUARY 1, 2013
WHY MAHLER HATES CATS
Mike and Nathan talk Syria, Mali, thick smog, targeted shootings, torture, coral reefs, shock, aquifers, fossil fuels for energy, Ariel Sharon’s bran scan, the new Saudi Arabia, caramelized goat cheese, immigration reform, recess appointments, cybersecurity”, the stupid party,” Anonymous, foreskins and detergent thieves.
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JANUARY 25, 2013
FORGETTING PORTYANKI
Mike and Nathan discuss topsoil, Syria, Algeria, socks, drones, art, fracking, pipelines, inaugurals, Catholics, unions, Hillary, guns, memory, DNA, and sperm.
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JANUARY 18, 2013
FECAL DEVELOPMENTS
Mike and Nathan talk global warming, Jordan snowing, Beijing smoging, currency warring, Bradley Manning, Aaron Swartz, Algeria, Palestine, Big Mouth, York Minster, guns, Keystone XL, Boeing’s Dreamliner, and feces as medicine.
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JANUARY 11, 2013
RIDING SIDE-SADDLE
Mike, Nathan and Mahler talk cat smuggling, Australia’s bushfire season, Russian beer, Brigitte Bardot, prostitutes, sitting side-saddle, Obama’s appointments, immigration enforcement, the Arctic, AIG, and Abu Ghraib.
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JANUARY 4, 2013
WHO WRITES THIS CRAP?
Mike and Nathan discuss gang-rape, Current TV, Iberdrola, Internet controls, tsunami bombs, Kim Jong Un, Yoko Ono, the National Defense Authorization Act, John Boehner, the Violence Against Women Act, the fiscal cliff, warrantless wiretapping and undiscovered fortunes.
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DECEMBER 28, 2012
PRIME MINISTER CALLAHAN
Mahler bays at the full moon. Mike and Nathan bay at West Antarctica, cyberwarfare, defections, Holy See discounts, 3D queens, Welsh winter vomiting, Purple Urine Bags, and irresistible attractions.
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DECEMBER 21, 2012
FOOT LONG OBAMADON
Mike and Nathan discuss Chinese self-help manuals, Noah's Ark, Stop Green Suicide, the global telecoms treaty, vaccination attacks, Syria, obesity, guns, indefinite detention, Keystone XL, and Obamadon gracilis.
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DECEMBER 14, 2012
ELMER SCUD
Mahler learns to drive. Meanwhile, Mike and Nathan chat about Morsi’s vote, Palestinian funds, North Korea’s missile, Hugo Chávez’s cancer, Canada’s “war on science,” Kyoto’s less than happy Protocol, China’s flattened mountains, Frenchmen’s sperm, HSBC’s fine, the last stand of Catcher in the Rye, Wal-Mart’s fire sale, California’s fracking decision and, of course, drones.
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DECEMBER 7, 2012
A BESIEGED NATHAN
Mike and Nathan discuss chemical weapons, the "E1" settlement zone, Blackwater, frackquakes, the Indian navy, the “Pinocchio effect”, factory farms, sex with animals, the Pentagon’s 2013 budget, Elizabeth Warren, Pentagon spys, pharmaceuticals, Verizon, Assholes: A Theory, dolphin labor, “Piss Obama”, and Facebook Anxiety Disorder.
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NOVEMBER 30, 2012
MOHAMED MARSHMALLOW
Mike and Nathan talk about Cairo’s embassy, Mexico’s drug war, carbon emissions, Wal-Mart, Cancun, Twitter, the “Sexiest Man Alive,” Susan Rice, "Stand Your Ground," Rupert Murdoch, women in combat, BP and Curiosity.
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NOVEMBER 23, 2012
OMNISHAMBLES.COM
Mike and Nathan discuss Gaza, opium, Murdoch, Google, greenhouse gases, dogs, cornfields, lexicographers, Galapagos, minks, mortgages, Elizabeth Warren, Curiosity, Hostess and, of course, drones.
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NOVEMBER 16, 2012
ANOTHER BLOW FOR PFIZER
Nathan and Mike discuss Pakistani flagmakers, BP’s criminal fine, hybridised jaguars, Viagra, oxytocin, Europe’s olfactory cultural heritage, Paula Broadwell, climate change, taxing the rich, Lord Mittens, fracking and Donald Rumsfeld.
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NOVEMBER 9, 2012
SWEEPING CHANGE
Mahler is relieved that he won't have to ride on the roof of the car in this very special Backyard Election Roundup Edition of Weekly Signals.
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NOVEMBER 2, 2012
IT'S THE YAMS, STUPID
Mike and Nathan discuss maize, Palestine, the Bank of England, Syria, "honor killings," smuggling nuclear material, Pussy Riot, the “personhood” amendment, Barclays, Rick Scott, the presidential election, Sandy, Penguin and Random House.
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OCTOBER 26, 2012
CAT IN THE CATACOMB
Mike and Nathan discuss earthquake convictions, radiation, Damascus, Bank of America, banning homework, Ulaanbaatar, panda eating men, the Five Second Rule, a game of Battleship, puberty, smuggling a Tyrannosaurus bataar skeleton, Tony Scott and, of course, drones.
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OCTOBER 19, 2012
TERRORISTS AND EXTREMISTS
Mike and Nathan discuss TNT, cluster bombs, toxicology, elite commandos, iron sulphate, Norway, youthful blood, octopi, binders, trade wars, violent crimes, al-Qaeda and Citigroup.
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OCTOBER 12, 2012
STRESSED OUT GRASSHOPPERS
Mike and Nathan discuss Syria, Hugo Chávez, Internet-use disorder, Pussy Riot, telecom immunity, affirmative action, Wells Fargo, free birth control, Pulpit Freedom Sunday, steroid injections, penectomys, and other newsworthy topics.
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OCTOBER 5, 2012
ARE YOU A TERRORIST?
Mike and Nathan discuss evacuating islands, the collapse of the rial, the global bacon shortage, Canadian cheese-smuggling, Big Bird, voter IDs, fusion centers, JPMorgan Chase, American Express, Bank of America, Jerry Brown, gun control and Ikea.
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SEPTEMBER 28, 2012
ZOMBIE BEES
Mike and Nathan discuss 100 million people dying, Arctic sea ice melting, water on Mars, aftershocks, urinatinon, Belarus, damning you own soul to hell, restrictive voting laws, zombie bees, savages, freaking out and other newsworthy topIcs.
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SEPTEMBER 21, 2012
EXOTIC MEATS
Mike and Nathan discuss ice in the Arctic, Walmart in India, cannabis in Uruguay, GMOs in France, cyberspace in Iran, Mitt Romney in trouble, and Boy Scout abuse.
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SEPTEMBER 14, 2012
PRO-AMERICAN RESENTMENT
Mike and Nathan deal with the Yangtze River, blaspheme, climate change-denial blogs, the queen of cocaine, McDonald’s, privately owned cities, Deceit Perfume, economic inequality, warrantless government searches, whistleblowers, Chicago public school teachers, and a foul smell.
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SEPTEMBER 7, 2012
COGNITIVE DISSONANCE
Mike and Nathan talk Syria, Tutu, enriched uranium, gene switches, eyes, Hitler, the Democratic National Convention, Citizens United, AntiSec, Navy SEALs and pilot whales.
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AUGUST 31, 2012
FOREVER ENDURING ALWAYS RIDICULOUS
Mahler howels at the Blue Moon. Mike and Nathan discuss hermaphroditic slugs, nuclear families, white-handed gibbons, Yasser Arafat, Chinese astronomers, Gaza, Romney, Ryan, Tom Head, Samsung vs Apple, and the Recording Industry Association of America.
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AUGUST 24, 2012
IMPREGNATING JOHN WILKIE
Mike and Nathan discuss missile defenses in Asia, shale gas in France, a platinum mine in South Africa, a potent variety of cannabis, the last ninja, the Mississippi River, coal-burning power plants, and Augusta National.
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AUGUST 17, 2012
MASS MURDERERS EARN STRIPES
Nathan and Mike gab about Syria, Pakistan, Assange, Greenpeace, glorifying war, Somali pirates, UAVs, Paul Ryan, Ayn Rand, evolution and Son of Sam.
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AUGUST 10, 2012
CASTRO AND HUSSEIN
Mike and Nathan discuss underground bunkers, Agent Orange, drones, Wade Michael Page, nuclear power plants permits, New Yorks new crime fighting system, Pfizer, Blackwater, Chevron, Curiosity, Jenna Jameson, Larry Craig and chalk.
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AUGUST 3, 2012
PUSSY RIOT CHILE GRENADE
Mike and Nathan talk food flavoring, Chik-fil-A, government waste, Antarctica, the coral sperm bank, Cuba, Ebola, bi-partisan strip clubs, and voter purges.
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JULY 27, 2012
WE ARE THE MISTAKE
Mike and Nathan consult with their dog Mahler about Greenland’s ice sheet, Raul Castro, DNA, The Internet, Mitt Romney, Mongolia, the war on drugs, WikiLeaks, the cost of food, gun control, the Anaheim shootings, and, of course, drones.
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JULY 20, 2012
ANCIENT BRASSIERES
Nathan and Mike discuss broken icebergs, Chinese loans to Africa, oil pipelines, drones, drought, bombs, Capitol One, Rupert Murdoch, HSBC, Sheldon Adelson, the FDA, the Boy Scouts of America, Ralph Lauren, U.S. Bancorp, HIV and Joschka the ostrich.
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JULY 13, 2012
MIKECARE NATHANCARE
Mike and Nathan discuss Argentina, Alzheimer's, Syria, Shell, heat, tax cuts, health care, polygraphers and California’s bullet train.
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JULY 6, 2012
THE GODDAMN PARTICLE
Mahler is building his own particle accelerator. Mike and Nathan discuss the Higgs Boson, ACTA, Big Ben, McDonald’s, Peño Nieto, the H7N3 bird flu virus, Barclays, Wal-Mart, GlaxoSmithKline and aliens.
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JUNE 29, 2012
BEWARE THE DONG
It appears that Mahler is building a ark. That, however, doesn’t stop Mike and Nathan from discussing Arctic Sea ice, the Muslim Brotherhood, drones, US Supreme Court decisions, Eric Holder, student loans, wildfires, Jerry Sandusky, JPMorgan Chase, Barclays, and the growth of cities.
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JUNE 22, 2012
THE LARGEST CATHOLIC NUNS
Mahler is gaining weight again, Meanwhile, Mike and Nathan discuss Japans nuclear obsession, China’s female astronaut, Google’s Endangered Languages, internet censorship, dingos, drones, Pakistan, Ulysses, corporate welfare, immigration, and the San Onofre nuclear power plant.
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JUNE 15, 2012
BLACK BEAR FIRING SQUAD
Mahler is afraid that the death penalty may apply to dogs. Mike and Nathan discuss Bad Obama-Good Obama, Egypt, Iran, Pakistan, Spain, the similarity of angry women and radioactive material, the neo-Nazi Golden Dawn party, the world's biggest optical telescope, vampire-hunting, China in space, drones, Sheldon Adelson, Eric Holder, Dr. Bronner’s Magic Soaps, mohels and the Ku Klux Klan.
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JUNE 8, 2012
ROBUST LIMERICKS
Mike and I discuss phytoplankton blooms, drug profits, drones, Leon Panetta, Venezuela’s new gun law, yen-yuan trading, Scott Walker, Bank of America, George W. Bush’s official White House portrait, genetic maps of unborn children, Penn State, Five Wives Vodka, and soda servings.
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JUNE 1, 2012
THE HERO CYCLE
Mike and Nathan tackle volcanoes, Syria, casserole demonstrators, drones, Julian Assange, Charles Taylor, Russian ICBMs, wildfires in New Mexico, radioactive bluefin tuna, Obama smoking pot, women in combat and Reagan’s blood.
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MAY 25, 2012
FLOATING DOPE
Mike and Nathan thrash out a Pakistani doctor, Anonymous Operations, Canadian tuitions, energy collecting tiles, misogynist speech, an Israeli spy bird, vegetarian sharks, Facebook, Hewlett-Packard, the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, the NAACP, NASA, NATO leaders, and offshore cannabis. 
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MAY 18, 2012
NUCLEAR KODAK
Mike and Nathan tear into Monsanto's genetically corn, the Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi, Rebekah Brooks, JPMorgan Chase. Kodak’s nuclear reactor, gang combat gear, Islamic Radicalism 101, Eduardo Saverin, Dennis Kucinich, the debt ceiling, and Texecutions.
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MAY 11, 2012
JURASSIC FART
Mike and Nathan delve into Sarkozy, the Golden Dawn party, underwear bombs, flatulating dinosaurs, Fukushima Daiichi, talking about ourselves, ICBC, same-sex marriage, Google's robot cars, banning fracking, Kelly Thomas, budget cutting, bullying dolphins, and babies on opiates.
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MAY 4, 2012
RAT-LIKE GROUPS
Mike and Nathan chew on Okinawa, North Korea’s “sacred war,” the Honduran murder rate, Red Electrica, a Russian pre-emptive strike, Donald Trump in Scotland, cheating athletes with disabilities, Google’s harvest, Saturn’s rings, the US in the Artic, unnatural Kashi, religions in America, moonwalking at gunpoint, and the Walden video Game.
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APRIL 27, 2012
SUPERIOR WAR COLLEGE
Mike and Nathan discuss evolutionary meat eating, US military technology in Brazil, Pakistan’s nuclear-capable missile, drone strikes, genital mutilation–awareness, robot sex, the U.S. Postal Service, mad cow disease, cybersecurity, transgender bias, “reparative” therapies, the death penalty, and marijuana vending machines.
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APRIL 20, 2012
HOW ABOUT DRUGS?
Mike and Nathan kibitz about the China Killer, breast cancer, the real value of the drugs, our drone-strike program, nationalized oil, Britain’s embarrassment, human empanadas, taxing passport rights, the Buffett rule, Homeland Security National Park, fracking, and Ted Nugent.
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APRIL 13, 2012
PERSONAE NON POET
Mike and Nathan haggle over the Philippines, Sony, Macbeth, Günter Grass, feathered dinosaurs, whale barf, beer bellies, hydraulic fracturing earthquakes, Viktor Bout, Citizens United, the average teen birth rate, infected Macs, and Opposite Day.
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APRIL 6, 2012
CHICKS AND BUNNIES
Mike and Nathan discuss the link between commercial baked goods and the risk of developing depression, thin solar cells, Canada’s elimination of pennies, assault weapons in Mexico, investment bank food prices, US Marines in Australia, India's nuclear submarine, fire a million years ago, legalized brothels, Guantanamo Bay, strip-searches, the tracking of cellphones, Oaksterdam University, and dead bats. 
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MARCH 30, 2012
THE POPE'S SOMBRERO
Mike and Nathan discuss Lucy, Egypt’s constitution, Fukushima’s troubles, Cyberattacks, "moral crimes", Spain’s sexual services strike, North Korea’s satellite launch, "the critical decade," the EPA, DNA samples, the FBI’s ability to bend the law, conservative Americans’ trust in science, and the New Jersey hugging ban.  
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MARCH 23, 2012
HOT DEFENSIVE BEE BALLS
Mike and Nathan talk Pakistan, Mali, Okinawa, sex-starved fruit flies, Morocco, voluntary sodomy, Julian Assange, Chevron, Etch A Sketch, women’s health insurance coverage., cyberweapons, San Onofre, Keystone, pink slime, and pinto beans. 
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March 16, 2012
PI DAY
Mike and Nathan talk Afghanistan, drone attacks, the Cultural Revolution, anti-personnel mines, Osama bin Laden’s widows, Red Deer Cave people, Europe’s last dictator, emo killings, Goldman Sachs, Newt-a-Mania, California’s drinking water, and Pat Robertson.
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March 9, 2012
THE WORM MOON
Mike and Nathan talk Syria, Scotland’s renewable energy plans, Afghanistan's edicts, Tokyo's earthquakes, Vladimir Putin, violin strings, facebook privacy, the Republican presidential race, Dennis Kucinich, corporate personhood, and Rush Limbaugh (yet again).
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March 2, 2012
LIMBAUGH'S MONKEY BLOOD
Mike and Nathan discuss cigarette labels, dementia in prison, Agent Orange, greed, Arctic drilling, Mitt Romney, James Murdoch, Cassava, Fukushima, Baltasar and clouds getting lower.
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FEBRUARY 24, 2012
WHITE IS NOT ETHNIC
Nathan and Mike discuss opium weed-whackers, Khartoum's debt, the yuan, the Northern Gateway, an Ice Age squirrel's burrow, Moore’s Law, affirmative action, Miranda rights, and a Triple Bypass burger.
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FEBRUARY 17, 2012
ONE ZYGOTE, ONE VOTE
After a week of silence, Mike and Nathan discuss the Apple flap, desalination, more Keystone drama, Catholic Obama, ejaculation, Rick Santorum, dual-flush toilets, Bashar al-Assad, legalizing drugs, malnutrition, Anonymous, and Greece.
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FEBRUARY 10, 2012
I TOLD YOU SO
Mahler is overweight. Mike and Nathan tighten their belts and discuss the U.S. banks settlement, Rick Santorum's contraception plan, the Proposition 8 ruling, the soldier of the future, Iraq cutbacks, the world's oldest works of art, and the European freeze.
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FEBRUARY 3, 2012
THE ROULETTE TIMETABLE
Mahler yelps about his kidnapping.  Mike and Nathan bark about Afghanistan, Israel, Iran, burqas, drones, the world's first atomic X-ray laser, Mexico’s drought, China’s cadmium spill, prejudice, the abortion debate, layoffs at American Airlines, LA’s condom law, and the year of the Bible.
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JANUARY 27, 2012
DRAW YOUR CURTAINS
Nathan apologizes for his ignorance regarding Baltasar Garzón. Mike joins in and the discussion moves to the State of the Union address, the Philippines, Timothy Geithner, the Supreme Court’s ruling on GPS trackers, making methamphetamine, the Haditha killings, Megaupload, ACTA, turning seaweed into energy, Barbie dolls, and black holes.
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JANUARY 20, 2012
NATHAN HAS A HORSEFLY UP HIS ASS
Mike and Nathan discuss SOPA, Guantanamo Bay, Standard & Poor, the Keystone tar sands pipeline, Mitt, Newt, Rick, the "Dirty Thirty" and the glazed-doughnut hamburger.
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JANUARY 13, 2012
EGREGIOUS URINATION
Mahler has been chasing cars again. Mike and Nathan discuss Afghanistan, Mexico’s drug war, hacktivists, the jet stream, Mitt Romney, drones inside the United States, indecency, toxic chemicals, and the class war. 
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JANUARY 6, 2012
THE SCRATCH AND SNIFF REPUBLICAN PRIMARIES
A scandal forces Mahler out of the Presidential Primaries. Meanwhile, Mike and Nathan discuss the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, indefinite detention, corporate personhood, China’s culture war, and jihadi ringtones. 
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DECEMBER 30, 2011
CONGRESS' FORMER TOP EXPERT
Mahler is suffering from post-Christmas stress disorder.  Mike and Nathan are suffering from Moqtada al-Sadr, tar sands, Turkish airstrikes, North Korean nuclear warheads, Saudi Arabian fighter jets, silicone breast implants, and the financial gap. 
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DECEMBER 23, 2011
MUST BE THE CHEMICALS
Mike and Nathan get into the eggnog with Kim Jong- Il, the God Particle, Iran's nuclear potential, death penalty drugs,  a new improved deadly strain of bird flu, Iraq’s unraveling, Bradley Manning, and the payroll tax cut Republican meltdown.
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DECEMBER 16, 2011
TRENDING BADLY
Mahler has been eating a lot of butter. Mike and Nathan discuss Abdul Qadeer Khan, Pakistan, polar bear cannibalism, Manuel Noriega, Russian rallies, SB 1070, Lowe's and cell phone panic buttons.
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DECEMBER 9, 2011
A DRONE FOR CHRISTMAS
Mahler is getting a drone for Christmas. Mike and Nathan discuss Egypt, Japanese whaling, undercover American narcotics officers, Oscar Wilde, throwing feces, Herman Cain, the Muppets, and the world's first college of applied sexuality.
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DECEMBER 2, 2011
SHERIFF OF THE YEAR
Mahler hates Rev. Terry Jones.  Mike and Nathan hash over Occupy LA, New York fracking, imprisoning Al Qaeda, US bank profits during the recession, and the unusual occurrence of being incarcerated in a jail named after you.
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NOVEMBER 25, 2011
WHY DO THEY HATE US?
Mahler is depressed about his upcoming weight gain. Mike and Nathan talk about Black Friday, the FBI-pepper spray connection, Russia’s European missile threat, Guantánamo (the most expensive prison on earth), the Supercommittee, LA's Sixth Street Bridge, the George HW Bush toilet problem, Thanksgiving pie preferences and pizza.
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NOVEMBER 11, 2011
THE RIGHTS OF WHALES
Mahler experiences a shift in consciousness. Mike and Nathan talk Herman Cain, Rick Perry, Sandusky Blitz ice cream, election day, Iran’s nuclear warhead, Pentagon cuts, Iceland's banks, credit unions, George Papandreou, nicotine, and a whale’s 13th Amendment rights
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OCTOBER 28, 2011
SODA POP
Mahler is acting violent. Mike and Nathan discuss soft drinks, extra-large portions of food, the Freedom of Information Act, the US’s triple-A credit rating, Bank of America, Secret Drone Bases and the Commission on Wartime Contracting.
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OCTOBER 21, 2011
TAKE THAT TEXAS
Mahler reacts to Irvine’s ban of pet sales and rodeos. Mike and Nathan discuss the Buffett Rule, the Lord's Resistance Army, antidepressants, critical thinking, radar technology, and assorted bits.
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OCTOBER 14, 2011
I'VE GOT A BIG BOMB IN MY PANTS
Mike and Nathan discuss the upcoming intense solar flare, Occupy Wall Street protests, Anna Rexia, marijuana dispensaries, Herman Cain’s “999″ tax policy, the Katla volcano, the latest trade pacts, corruption at the Wall Street Journal, the plot to assassinate Saudi Arabia's ambassador, oil leaks, and Jerry Brown.
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OCTOBER 7, 2011
TAKEN FOR A RIDE
Mike and Nathan discuss radioactive contamination, CIA drones, Occupy Wall Street, the Keystone Pipeline lobby, Tea Party fundraising, Rick Perry, the new Arctic ozone hole, robocalls, net neutrality, aid to Palestin, and happy Twitters.
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SEPTEMBER 30, 2011
JUST HOW BIG IS AUSTRALIA ANYWAY?
Mahler is a big fan of Sly Stone.  Mike and Nathan consider Mahmoud Abbas, Troy Davis, Wall Street, Neutrinos, bank fees, Chinese rat poison, panda breeders, hand grenades for children, and bottlenose dolphins.
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SEPTEMBER 23, 2011
THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF HAIR STYLES
Government shutdowns, deficit-reductions, nuclear withdrawal, bacterial infections SpongeBob SquarePants, love triangles, the world's largest sperm bank, indeterminate gender, testosterone levels, overinflated beliefs, and prescription drug abuse keep Nathan and Mike on their toes.
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SEPTEMBER 16, 2011
WE WILL NEVER FORGET THE INVASION OF IRAQ
Mike and Nathan reveal that America is the coolest, a pipeline exploded in Nairobi, a man slaughtered a cow in his driveway, a severely drunk Swedish moose got tangled in a tree, Google used more electricity than Salt Lake City, the Authors Guild and writers from Australia, Britain and Canada filed a copyright infringement suit against the University of California, and Bank of America is downsizing.
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SEPTEMBER 9, 2011
JOBS THAT CREATE JOBS
Mahler is hot. AARP is not. Nathan and Mike avoid the obvious and discuss out-of-control Texas wildfires, jobs, more WikiLeaks, jobs, the middle-class, jobs, a massive ‘sandpit’ in Las Vegas, jobs, suing the banks, jobs, the famine in Somalia, jobs, Iran's first nuclear-power plant, jobs, salt in South Florida’s drinking wells and jobs.
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SEPTEMBER 2, 2011
WE ARE MOVING TOWARD PEACE
Mahler makes a kitty friend. Nathan and Mike talk rendition flights, private contractors, the Bird flu, Gadhafi, Kyrgyzstan's Manas air base, Gibson guitars, Guatemala’s syphilis experiments, Frank McCourt’s Chinese bank deal and buying Iceland.
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AUGUST 26, 2011
IS MAHLER PICK-UP P WAVES?
Nathan and Mike discuss the National Zoo, the first hot meals, Muammar Qaddafi, Rick Perry, Ecstasy as a blood cancer treatment, a brain-eating amoeba, Steve Jobs, Lou Gehrig's disease, and the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant.
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AUGUST 19, 2011
RICK PERRY'S ENRON
Mahler gets hydrated. Meanwhile, it’s hot and dry in Houston, Rick Perry poses a potential cyber-security risk, Sesame Street denies that Bert and Ernie were a couple, and a mysterious orange-colored substance has washed up on the shores of a remote village in northwest Alaska.
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AUGUST 12, 2011
THE WALL STREET CASINO
Mahler cancels his plans for the 2012 Olympics.
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AUGUST 5, 2011
MAHLER JUMPS OFF THE ROOF
Nathan and Mike hash over the stock market, libertarians, and Chuck E. Cheese.
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JULY 29, 2011
KNOW YOUR PRIORITIES
Nathan and Mike weigh things differently.
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JULY 22, 2011
NOTHING IS SUSPECTED
Mike is a beta baboon. Nathan is against South California.
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JULY 15, 2011
ROGER CLEMENS & THE US DEBT
Nathan brushes Mahler’s teeth.  Mike considers Carmegeddon.
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JULY 8, 2011
RUPERT MURDOCH & GIANT SPY BLIMPS
Can you touch the spirit of a Tibetan singing bowl and own an iPhone, too?
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JULY 1, 2011
META WORLD PEACE & GATEWAY DRUGS
Mahler bites Frank McCourt. Barney Frank’s Marijuana Law is toast.
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JUNE 24, 2011
LOOK AT WHAT DIDN'T HAPPEN
The boys reflect on Fukushima, the Three Gorges Dam, and transgender goats.
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JUNE 17, 2011
THE EDGE WANTS TO SEE THE OCEAN
The boys think think that Jerry Brown did the right thing.
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JUNE 10, 2011
WEINERGATE SAUCE
Mike enjoys a good oil and vinergar dressing. Nathan has a melt through.
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JUNE 3, 2011
FRACKING WITH THE FRACKERS
Mike wants a poodle. Nathan sees a UFO.
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MAY 27, 2011
CLOSET SPACE WITH NO TOILET
Mike is wary fo private prisons. Nathan wants a border interview process.
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MAY 20, 2011
SEX SCANDALS VS THE NEWS
Mike and Nathan Discuss Putting a Penis Where it Doesn't Belong.
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MAY 13, 2011
DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A POLL?
Mike does oxycontin. Nathan plays the role.
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MAY 6, 2011
IT COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER
Mahler thinks Bin Laden is a concept by which we measure our patriotism.
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APRIL 23 - 29, 2011
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE
Nathan is proud of himself. Mike pitches for Donald Trump.
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APRIL 16 - 22, 2011
GOOD DRONES & BAD DRONES
Mike likes the Law of Mother Earth. Nathan has a large anterior cingulate cortice.
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APRIL 9 - 15, 2011
UNINTENDED FACTS & GAY CAVEMEN
Mike is concerned about the "island of debris." Nathan is not a caveman.
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APRIL 1 - 8, 2011
THE BUDGET DEADLOCK
Mike asks Nathan about the budget. Then all hell breaks loose.
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MARCH 19 - 25, 2011
DECLARING WAR: PRESIDENTIAL STYLE
Mike wants drug cartel money. Nathan doesn't want an x-ray.
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MARCH 12 - 18, 2011
IT'S NOT A DAY TO HAVE A PICNIC
Mike and Nathan talk radioactively.
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MARCH 5 - 11, 2011
THE NO FLY ZONE
Mike and Nathan redefine mass destruction.
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FEBRUARY 19 - 25, 2011
KADAFI & HUMMINGBIRDS
Mike is human. Nathan feels betrayed.
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FEBRUARY 12 - 18, 2011
THE MID WEST & THE MID EAST
Nathan thinks the Grammys got it right. Mike, as usual, is worried.
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FEBRUARY 4 - 11, 2011
BUSH STAYS HOME. MUBARAK FAKES IT.
Nathan steps in it.
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JANAURY 23 - FEBRUARY 4, 2011
WATCHING EGYPT, WATCHING NASCAR
Mike is concerned about Queensland. Nathan is concerned about Malawi.
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JANAURY 22 - 28, 2011
THE STATE OF THE UNION & TOILETS
Mike is worried about the economy. Nathan gets bitten.
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JANAURY 15 - 21, 2011
BABY DOC & CHINESE DICTATORS
Mike and Nathan agree to disagree.
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JANAURY 7 - 14, 2011
BLUE DOGS & PRISON TIME
Mike wants the cheese. Nathan has no expectations.
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JANAURY 1 - 7, 2011
JERRY BROWN & MOHAMMED
Mike's foot hurts. Nathan wants to be insured.
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DECEMBER 18 - 24, 2010
THE LATEST WALL STREET SCANDAL
Jesus gets pissed. Kissinger isn't concerned.
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DECEMBER 18 - 24, 2010
LEE HARVEY OSWALD'S COFFIN & THE START TREATY
Mike wants a Ruby Twist. Nathan wants a sedative.
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DECEMBER 11 - 17, 2010
RICH FOLK TAX BREAK
Fox has amazing blonds. Mahler has teeth.
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DECEMBER 4 - 10, 2010
BIT TORRENTS & THE CONDOM CONTRACT
Nathan doesn't want to move to Sweden. Mike wants a non-partisan election.
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November 27 - DECEMBER 3, 2010
ARSENIC LIFE & WIKILEAK DUMPS
Mike wants you to vote. Nathan wants you to read William Gibson.
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November 20 - 26, 2010
NORTH KOREA IS TWITCHING
Mike wonders why the conflict in Korea isn't big news. Nathan wants to know what sound a drone makes.
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November 13 - 19, 2010
GENERAL MOTORS & AIRPORT SECURITY
MIke wants a Volt. Nathan wants a pat down.
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November 6 - 12, 2010
THE ECONOMY & HAPPY MEALS
Nathan takes responsibilty for the California rocket trail.
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October 30 - November 5, 2010
POST ELECTION RECAP
Mahler is aggitated about the results.
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AN AUDIO DIARY ABOUT INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT THINGS

THE EPISODES

October 29, 2010
HALLOWEEN
Nathan is going as a poodle. Mike is going as Daniel Ortega.
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October 22, 2010
ELECTIONS
Mike wants democracy. Nathan wants a test for voters.
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October 1, 2010
TELEVISION
Mike watches too much TV. Nathan is impressed.
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September 24, 2010
IMAGINATION
Mike has no leisure time. Nathan gets a plug.
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September 17, 2010
FOOD
Nathan and Mike are both grazers.
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September 10, 2010
CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Nathan thinks that Mahler and Mike are conspiring against him. Mike points to the grassy knoll.
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September 3, 2010
LABOR
Nathan has mixed feeling about labor unions. Mike has mixed feelings about work.
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August 27, 2010
CELEBRITY
Mike and Nathan achieve 15 minutes of fame.
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August 20, 2010
DISGUST
Mahler does something disgusting.
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August 13, 2010
THE NEWS
Mike is Walter Cronkite. Nathan is fed up with the news.
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August 6, 2010
CORRUPTION
Nathan is corrupt. Mike is not so sure about his corruptibility. Mahler east almond butter.
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July 30, 2010
THERAPY
Mike lives a therapy-free life. Nathan is a shock absorber.
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July 23, 2010
IMMIGRATION
Mike makes a request for rationality. Nathan uses the word "illegal."
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July 16, 2010
FACTS
Nathan and Mike try to get their facts straight.
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July 9, 2010
SPORTS
Sports is like fashion. The difference between a feathered boa and a reverse layup is moot. Both involve deception and flair.
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July 2, 2010
TIME
Nathan thinks time moves slowly. Mike thinks the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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June 25, 2010
POLICE
Nathan gets a ticket. Mike deserves one.
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April 16, 2010
HALLUCINOGENS
Hallucinogens and their benefits somehow becomes the topic of conversation. Mike wants clarity. Nathan warns us about Pont Saint Esprit.
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April 9, 2010
ARMAGEDDON

The world is going to end. Mike wants an African drug. Nathan wants a glass of water.
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April 3, 2010
ADDICTION

The show has moved to Fridays. Nathan is addicted to coffee. Mike has bad habits.
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March 23, 2010
HUBRIS
Hubris in ancient Greece was considered the greatest of all sins. "A terrible pride that caused harm to others... egotistical acts of vanity and exhibitions of immorality, arrogance and lack of humility." Nathan reminds Mike that he supported the new American King of Hubris, John Edwards. Mike reminds Nathan that he supported Bill Clinton. The hubris discussion suddenly focuses on George Bush.
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March 16, 2010
TRAVEL
Nathan thinks travel narrows the mind. Mike disagrees.
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March 9, 2010
THE BIG BOX
Nathan deals with a sack of onions and the conversion quickly turns to big box stores.
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